Relationship programming

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. Read more..

The chicken

A few notable characters were once asked the age-old question:  “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Here are their answers. Read more..

The gender difference

Do men view a relationship differently than women?

Let’s say a bloke named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. Read more..

What is hell?

This entertaining piece of text came off the internet and is supposedly an actual answer to a question from a university chemistry exam paper. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor decided to share it with his colleagues. Read more..